Completely ruining Up Our Lives, Guys
Completely ruining Up Our Lives, Guys
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Let's be honest here, dudes. We're totally screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We spend our money on useless crap. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're headed for a wall.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and stopped making excuses?
“Two. Designed for Your Pleasure"
You guys are about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of action that gets your blood pumping. No room for weaklings here, only those who crave it all. We're talking about getting lost and feeling every bit of the experience.
- Forget that boring stuff you’ve been reading.
- That where the real fun is.
- Feel what you deserve: a wild, screaming experience.
You're not demanding. We’re just saying you the reality.
dudes: Please Fuck You know Right ASAP
Look, I'm not Messing around. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Release. Don't Delay around with Chat, just Get in there already. I'm Hot and waiting for you to Show me what you got.
Step to it, I know you want to.
Seriously! Those Assholes {Want to Fuck Me|Are Trying To Get In My Pants
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Take a Hint. I've been trying to Send Signals, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyAnnoying.
- Maybe I Should Talk to My Landlord About This.
- Seriously| This is getting Way Too Intense.
Let Me Be Clear, I just want to Go About My Day in Safety! Is that too much to ask?
Let's Get Hell Insane
Tonight, we're gonna turn it more info up. I'm talking about a night you won't forget. We gotta crank it up and go bananas. I've got {a playlist on fire|epic beats that will make you lose your mind.
We're gonna rage all night long. So, are you ready to party like there's no tomorrow?
Let's make this a epic adventure.
Fuck It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Beer solves everything, right?
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.